Richard Jon Littlegaunt – Voice of the people

Train Skivers

 

I’m sure this isn’t what the late, great Sir Jimmy Saville was thinking of when he invented the train. Apparently, thousands of services on the tube are in threat of being cancelled on the day of our glorious Royal Wedding because the poor, hard-done-by tube drivers don’t feel as if they’re being paid enough and don’t want to work on the bank holiday. Apparently, they want the right to have the day off to watch the Royal Wedding and, if they have to work, they want to be adequately compensated for not being able to!  Personally, I think good old Boris should sack THE LOT OF ‘EM!  Poor hard-done-by commie tube drivers… so £175,000 a year for a 25 hour week isn’t enough for you?

YES, THAT’S RIGHT!  THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE EARNING!

£175k for sitting there, pressing a couple of buttons! How many people here would feel as if they were being hard-done by on that kind of money? That’s right, none of you, because the only people who think that’s not more than a fair wage is those militant, Marxist, loony-lefties like Bob Crow, leader (or should that be dictator?!?) of ASLEF. I tell you who could teach those work-shy drivers a thing or two, “our boys” in Iraq or Afghanistan!

THEY DON’T BLEAT ON ABOUT OVERTIME OR REST DAYS, THEY JUST GET THE JOB DONE.

You could take a leaf out of their book, Mr. Train Driver, in your nice warm locomotive, doing your cushy five-hour shift. Have you given your life for your country, Bob Crow? No? Well shut the hell up, then!!! I tell you who I feel sorry for – yes, the passengers – but, more than that, the dear old Queen Mum!! She’d be rolling in her grave if she knew what was going on, Gawd bless ‘er. She won the bloody war for us, she did. For what? For communists like this to stop people going about their patriotic business. Well, congratulations Bob Crow and all of your cronies…

YOU’VE MADE THE QUEEN MUM’S CORPSE CRY.

Postman Prat

On a much better note, the posties are back at work after being humiliatingly defeated by a triumphant Royal Mail management, who were able to fight against their outlandish claims for a butler to serve them tea, coffee and custard creams while they do their rounds. Feel lucky you’ve got a job and a black and white cat, postie, stop moaning and deliver our mail, because if I had my way, I’d have sacked the lot of you on the spot and replaced you all with our heroic boys and girls in uniform, gawd bless ’em.  If you can’t even send a Christian greetings card to your great-aunt, celebrating the third Wednesday before Lent, and know that it will get there by our glorious and gracious Majesty The Queen’s mail, you may as well kill yourself. It’s a bloody disgrace and I’m telling you that for nothing. As for the posties…

THE WHOLE LOT SHOULD BE SHOT FOR TREASON – BUT ONLY AFTER THEY’VE DELIVERED MY MAIL!!!

Arrrrrrseholes…

Finally, I was reading “Bigot Monthly” yesterday (it was a few days late owing to those work-shy posties) and saw something that made me kick my cat, Sambo, in disgust. Apparently a BRITISH couple allowed themselves to be hijacked by Somalian pirates and were released after a year of torment and living in disgusting conditions. Well, I for one, have no sympathy for them whatsoever and am glad that we didn’t negotiate with the pirates.  They DESERVED to spend a year in their company!  Why?

BECAUSE THEY ARE A DISGRACE TO OUR NATION.

Fancy allowing themselves to have their vessel taken away from them like that! Did we win three world wars, The Falklands, Vietnam and the Spanish Civil War just to surrender to a bunch of undereducated darkies, with eye patches, hooks for hands, AK-47s and parrots on their shoulders? Whatever happened to Britannia ruling the waves? They should be bloody well ashamed of themselves. They’re back in the country now, but, do you know what, seeing as they surrendered so shockingly easily, I’m not even convinced that they’re English…

IT WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME IF THEY TURNED OUT TO BE FRENCH.

Political Correctness Gone Mad!

Well, that’s all for me this week. I’m off to shout at people in my local Waitrose and tell people that the buy one get one free promotion of brown bread is “political correctness gone mad”.  Because it is!  What’s wrong with good old BRITISH WHITE BREAD?

IT’S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD.

 

For more informed comment, don’t miss LittleGaunt’s “voice of the people” column, every week, in The Daily Mail… because he has the guts to SAY what YOU are THINKING!!!

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About A.D.S.

You are reading the musings of a music-obsessed forty-something who was brought up on The Beatles, lived through Britpop and now spends his time in pursuit of the best music around. This 'blog gives me an outlet to write about the huge number of albums I buy and the many gigs I go to. All of the opinions expressed are my own and if you don't agree with me, then I understand - music is a very personal thing. I like to receive comments, especially if they're nice ones.
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